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I don't think this is a parody; it looks like a version of the Soviet national anthem done with the pop stars of the time.

What's funny to me is that it looks very Canadian. If someone told me this was filmed in the early 80s outside of Quebec City I'd believe it. At 2.21, see the bleached-blond Geddy Lee lookalike.
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This letter from "Satan" to Pat Robertson was printed in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune on Thursday.

"Dear Pat Robertson, I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out. And you make God look like a big mean bully who kicks people when they are down, so I'm all over that action. But when you say that Haiti has made a pact with me, it is totally humiliating. I may be evil incarnate, but I'm no welcher. The way you put it, making a deal with me leaves folks desperate and impoverished. Sure, in the afterlife, but when I strike bargains with people, they first get something here on earth -- glamour, beauty, talent, wealth, fame, glory, a golden fiddle. Those Haitians have nothing, and I mean nothing. And that was before the earthquake. Haven't you seen "Crossroads"? Or "Damn Yankees"? If I had a thing going with Haiti, there'd be lots of banks, skyscrapers, SUVs, exclusive night clubs, Botox -- that kind of thing. An 80 percent poverty rate is so not my style. Nothing against it -- I'm just saying: Not how I roll. You're doing great work, Pat, and I don't want to clip your wings -- just, come on, you're making me look bad. And not the good kind of bad. Keep blaming God. That's working. But leave me out of it, please. Or we may need to renegotiate your own contract. Best, Satan"
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Billy Mays, 1958-2009
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First episode is up.  I started to watch, but I stopped because I want to watch it with [ profile] americanstd .

Tonight's dinner is pasta and meat sauce (trying it with ground chicken) and for dessert, I made a puff pastry tart with almond paste and cherries.  I'd been thinking last week that my ultimate dessert would be something with almonds and cherries.  I realized I had almond paste that I'd bought to make a kringle (a Danish coffee cake that is a circle of yeast dough with an almond paste filling) and a pound or so of cherries, so I bought a box of puff pastry, rolled out the almond paste with my marble rolling pin that had been languishing for a couple of years now, and then topped it with the cherries after taking the pits out.  That was a hassle.  I tried using a knife and cutting them in half to get the pit out but realized just tearing the fruit apart was easier. It still took forever but the result looks tasty.  I took a photo; will update it later.

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It was of Arby's, on Yelp. The whole review was longer, but the line, "I've never gotten sick here," stands alone as a hallmark of excellence.
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Yesterday I was at the Ralph's downtown after work, to pick up some things for dinner. While there, I found this decorative wine bottle holder. It is horribly, horribly wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, gingerbread pedophilia:

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Cut for long-ass link. Pages and pages of costumes for your plastic geese.

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I don't make this up, you know.
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I wanted to save this one before the poster got told it was inappropriate.

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NB: This does not indicate that Tepintzin believes Falwell to actually be in hell. Tepintzin disavows all knowledge of the location of Falwell's soul, as that knowledge is proprietary to God the Just Judge and Falwell himself.
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Lady Kishiria: The world needs Obama/Edwards slash.
ShadowCell2: I know, but I don't know who would be on top.
ShadowCell2: They've both got that snivelling, on-bottom sort of aura to them.
Lady Kishiria: That's the thing! Both of them are bottomsQ
Lady Kishiria: !
Lady Kishiria: The convo Steve and I just had:
ShadowCell2: Maybe Hillary comes by and pillages them every so often.
Lady Kishiria: Steve: They'd fight to see who's on the bottom.
Lady Kishiria: Me: Sissy boy slap fight.
Lady Kishiria: Steve: I'd pay to see that.
ShadowCell2: Yes!
ShadowCell2: Fuck the debates.
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[profile] americanstd has been mumbling a lot this weekend, leading to me really hearing him wrongly. Okay, I can almost understand "Miramar landfill" as "Pay the Costco bill", but...

He just opened up my Star card bill and mumbled, "Camp Williams PX".

How on earth did I mentally translate that mumble into "Tamponium"? "I wasn't on my period when I was there," I almost said before realizing there was no way that could really be on my Star card bill.

I've decided Tamponia must be a country, but I don't ever want to go there.

And now....I've got the giggles.
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As I was driving today, I realized some of the young 'uns here may never have seen this video. That made me very sad. So ladies and gentlemen, courtesy of YouTube I bring you....Fish Heads:

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[ profile] caprine clued me in to this one.

I will say, however, that I stand by my belief that to end the insurgency, we need to swamp them with video games.

I repent!

Feb. 12th, 2007 08:50 am
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If only because I found this antidote to the second video. [ profile] shadowcell you may require Depends undergarments before this one:

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Oh noes! Look at Senator McCain! He is all pale and doughy. I can't vote for him! I will put him in a 350 degree oven for 45 minutes so he will be golden brown and flaky!

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...Uh oh.
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I checked with Steve before posting this one, but he pronounced it "awesome", so...

Cut for funny but gross menstrual have been warned....

...I'm serious, LAST CHANCE...

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As suggested by [personal profile] duckflambe:

An arrangement for "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for solo guitar, appliances, and bare-assed Norwegian.
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Spc. Martin tore up his knee badly in Iraq and finally got around to having his surgery. He's talked Pvt McPherson into massaging his foot as he eats McDonald's. Steve said that makes HIM want to sign up!

Photo courtesy of my camera phone, poster by [personal profile] patgund.

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