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Form the "sentences that have rarely been spoken" department....

"Kaiser Friedrich, why are you drinking out of that toilet?"

And his sister this morning gave me a glare that could freeze alcohol. I was just getting my cereal, minding my own business, when I looked down and she was sitting there with a look of fury in her green eyes. I don't know what I did since I was her cat-bed half the night and she seemed pretty content with that.

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I'm waiting for January 1 so I can find out what the final numbers are on homicides in San Diego County vs Toronto. They have about the same populations. I think Toronto is going to have the larger number, though not by much.

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Ganked from americanstd, who was The Sociopath.

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