Heeeeeey, wait a second...enormous passel of children...hmm...
Okay, so Mrs Prairie Baked Good gets the joy of raising X amount of children that God foists upo--I mean blesses her with. Okay. But Mr Prairie Canine has to provide for them. And of course, Mrs Prairie Muffin Smith will want to be just as if not more blessed by God than Mrs Prairie Muffin Jones next door, so Mr Prairie Dawg Smith is going to have to do some serious babymakin' to keep up. But don't get too comfy, Mr Smith, because guess what you have to do for the next thirty or forty years? That's right, you've got to work to provide Mrs Smith and her fifteen children all with the comfortable suburban lifestyle they demand. So what does this amount to? Mr Smith is the kinda guy who has a futon in his office, which he makes not infrequent use of.
So Mrs Prairie Muffin here gets all of the income and children and none of the husband.
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Date: 2006-07-17 02:50 am (UTC)Okay, so Mrs Prairie Baked Good gets the joy of raising X amount of children that God foists upo--I mean blesses her with. Okay. But Mr Prairie Canine has to provide for them. And of course, Mrs Prairie Muffin Smith will want to be just as if not more blessed by God than Mrs Prairie Muffin Jones next door, so Mr Prairie Dawg Smith is going to have to do some serious babymakin' to keep up. But don't get too comfy, Mr Smith, because guess what you have to do for the next thirty or forty years? That's right, you've got to work to provide Mrs Smith and her fifteen children all with the comfortable suburban lifestyle they demand. So what does this amount to? Mr Smith is the kinda guy who has a futon in his office, which he makes not infrequent use of.
So Mrs Prairie Muffin here gets all of the income and children and none of the husband.
It's all so clear now.