IT CAME FROM OUT OF THE BATHTUB

So here I am, naked except for my slippers, getting ready to take my shower. I pull aside the curtain to start the water, and as soon as I do, I see some movement.

Well, it's a COCKROACH AS BIG AS MY THUMB. I shut the water off and slam my slippered foot into the tub, yelling who knows what. Steve comes running into the bathroom asking, "Are you all right?" It takes a couple of good stomps just to STUN the thing, but I get some toilet paper, show it to Steve who says, "Wow" and flush it down the toilet yelling, "Die, fucker, die!"

I'm in a generally aggressive mood right now. Time to sleep though.