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[lady_kishiria]

Ganked from the LJ of a buddy who wishes to remain anonymous:


http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html

We shoulda nuked the whole country. I had to make a whole new icon to express my feelings about this.

Comments

[prushrush.livejournal.com]

ROFL

[prushrush.livejournal.com]

[to clarify why I'm laughing]

After you see this about 100,000,000 times, you get immune to it.

[thren0dy.livejournal.com]

Actually, I have always had a suspicion that it was the nukes in the first place that messed them up - all that fallout has somehow scrambled their brains.

Either way, the Japanese are BENT. Like, in ways that far surpass other cultures' little weirdnesses. The win the "Fucked-Up Culture of the Century" award.

[seki-raku.livejournal.com]

Little girl dolls? Disturbing. About just as disturbing to me as shota manga (little boys) that comes out of Japan. Not my thing at all.

But, hey. They aren't REAL little girls. Until they come out with statistics on small girl abuse from Japan, we don't know if the Japanese really are able to have completely different fantasy lives from their real ones. Perhaps it is, after all, only a fantasy.

The vagina-in-a-can? Holy fuck.

[shadowcell.livejournal.com]

The Red Condom! He took out five women singlehandedly at the Battle of Loum! We have no choice but to retreat!

[kishiriadgr.livejournal.com]

But did he do it by bouncing from ship to ship, sinking his beam sabre into them?

[shadowcell.livejournal.com]

Let's ask the Traumatized Feddy Survivor.

Feddy Survivor: He just kept...spraying...spraying the shots...EVERYWHERE! *sob*

[kishiriadgr.livejournal.com]

You fuckin' rule, dude.

[holycrusader05.livejournal.com]

I never saw any of that stuff when I lived in Japan. The Japanese had a habit of prohibiting Americans from entering the cool places. I always wanted to see the Russian dancers outside of the base but noooo I'm not a Japanese club member!

[electorprince.livejournal.com]

Well, since I'm a habitual espouser of "sex =/= taboo", I'd have to say that when it comes to having zero qualms about the topic, Japan is the standard beyond even Europe's ability to match. I, for one, congratualte them for not being moralistic slaves to prudish Purityrants and their baseless 15th Century fears.

And then, on the other hand I don't think the world really needs a funnel and a flashlight to enhance the experience, so perhaps a certain level of taboo-dom is appropriate to deflect the society from more esoteric ways of adding a touch of exoticism to the experience.

[kishiriadgr.livejournal.com]

No. The world doesn't need it at all. There's "oooooh, TABOO" and there's just FUCKING GROSS AND WRONG. Funnel and flashlight falls into the second category.

[android-raptor.livejournal.com]

Meh, I don't think we should've nuked them in the first place (I think nukes are morally wrong). Nor do I think that EVERY Japanese has sick, perverted sexual fetishes. However, I have seen PLENTY of absolutely FUCKED UP stuff on Japanese sites (Ranba Ral porn, anyone?). So yeah, some are pretty sick...