Prepping for the job interview

[lady_kishiria]

Bear in mind that I'm a Melissa Etheridge style soft butch.

I have put on the makeup, put up the hair, put on the suit, changed the blouse to better show off the matching jewelry, re-done the consequently mussed hair, and am now ready to go.

I mention this and men say, "Yeah, well I gotta wear a TIE."

This earns a kick to the nuts and they don't understand it.

At least I have forsworn suits with skirts so I don't have to wear pantyhose. I do wear skirts mind you, but not to the interview, so that I don't have to add "making sure the legs are completely shaved and that the pantyhose isn't digging into sensitive places" to the repertoire.

Comments

[kishiriadgr.livejournal.com]

I wore the abalone pendant you gave me.