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[lady_kishiria]

I cannot stand New Roommate. From now on her nickname is Lump, given that, well, she is one. A lump of meat. She came with nothing to entertain herself with, and she hasn't been paid yet, so she keeps her fat self in our room, talking endlessly on her cell phone. I suggested the library, but oh noes, she can't deal with florescent lighting. I mean, can't possibly sit someplace near a WINDOW you know.

I'm going to suggest to the DFAC that they slaughter, gut, and cook her.

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[die-uberfrau.livejournal.com]

She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she's in my head...
(guitar)
She's Lump, she's Lump, she's Lump, she might be dead...

"Lump", Presidents of the United States of America (1995)

Yes, I am a dork.

She sounds *awfully* special. Someone should say to Lump, "This is the Army, this is not the fucking Princess Palace."

Hel, roast her on a spit.

[desert-vixen.livejournal.com]

You might be a dork, but I was hearing the music in my head also.

I don't know, doesn't sound like she would be very nutritious.

Maybe she could go (gasp) work out in some of your free time?

DV

[kishiriadgr.livejournal.com]

Work out in her free time? That's CRAZY TALK.

Even if she did fail her PT test, you know?

[garpu.livejournal.com]

Oh good Lord, you suggested she actually READ? I'm SHOCKED. SHOCKED, I tell you.

[elevengirl.livejournal.com]

Oh good grief. I hope you can get a break from her soon.

[helenkacan.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not a vindictive person ::grins::, but perhaps you and the normal roomies could hide her cell recharger.

Otherwise, quiet, sympathetic hugs,
H.

[shadowcell.livejournal.com]

That much fat is unhealthy, y'know.

Better to just use her for oil to solve the energy crisis.

[zeonchar.livejournal.com]

Wow, sounds like you really hate her! I guess you just have to go out to get away from her?

My roommate and I sit in our room all day long when we are not working. But we get along and have separate things to do.

[kishiriadgr.livejournal.com]

It wouldn't be nearly as bad if she didn't hide whenever there was barracks maintenance to do. But she does.

Also, I sit in my room a lot when I have nothing to do, but I watch movies with headphones, listen to music with headphones, read, and other QUIET things. All she does is talk on her cell phone, loudly, and I really, truly, do not want to hear her problems. No.