Pedo Bear Approves

[lady_kishiria]

Yesterday I was at the Ralph's downtown after work, to pick up some things for dinner. While there, I found this decorative wine bottle holder. It is horribly, horribly wrong. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, gingerbread pedophilia:

Comments

[greytweed.livejournal.com]

*blink*

This is just so...creepy.

[garpu.livejournal.com]

you bought it, yeah? :) Do you know the community thrifthorror?

[kishiriadgr.livejournal.com]

No money.

[greytweed.livejournal.com]

You should post it to thrifthorror anyway. Nobody (or hardly anybody) buys the stuff they post.

[die-uberfrau.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA NOOOOO

I *have* to stop drinking hot tea at the computer.

[greytweed.livejournal.com]

I know the feeling, even though it's cold diet Dr. Pepper here.

[shadowcell.livejournal.com]

The horrible truth to the nursery rhyme "Run, run, as fast as you can! Can't catch me, I'm the gingerbread man!" is that he's running from the cops for statutory rape.

Don't tell the kids. It's like Santa Claus.

[zare-k.livejournal.com]

The facial expression on the little one is all "Help! Unexpected buttsex!"

[nolly.livejournal.com]

That is so incredibly wrong. I mean, it's not just "wrong if you look for it", it's "what on earth were they thinking?" I don't think it's possible to be innocent/naïve enough to design this without knowing it's just wrong.

[kishiriadgr.livejournal.com]

I agree utterly. It's a damn weird thing to have on your holiday table.

[strigine.livejournal.com]

I'm with nolly in my inability to imagine a context which makes that non-freaky. O_O;;;

[la-azteca.livejournal.com]

"Popping the cork FAIL"

[helenkacan.livejournal.com]

The positions are bad enough (!!!) but what gets me is the sex-doll mouths. Those are creepier than anything.

Ick. Ick. Ick.
::wanders off to air out the brain::

[jessicaem.livejournal.com]

What the...?

WHAT the...?

???

[rachaelll.livejournal.com]

ummmm....wow. That's ... they actually sold this in a store??? This beats the baby doll that says, "Islam is the light."

creepy

[lydiansharp.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, it seems this wine holder is real. YIKES.

FYI:
The babydoll is a hoax
http://www.snopes.com/business/alliance/dolltalk.asp